Yesterday was full of leadership advice in the form of anecdote, so I thought, I should tone down to something lighter today. And here it is -> 2 jokes back-to-back. Do read & enjoy maadi!
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Joke Number 1:
A South Indian software engineer named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at American Consulate for a visa interview. He ended up waiting for 2 hours for his name to be called by the authorities.
He got super bored, pissed off & irritated seeing rest of candidates move past him every passing minute. So finally he walked up to a visa processing window & asked the authority why his name was never called. The authority told him that, they have been calling his name for the past 1 hour and a half, but he never responded back.
The reason was made clear later when the authority pronounced his name as,
"Anotherman Superman" instead of "Anantharaman Subbaraman". :-)
Joke Number 2:
A beautiful couple gave birth to a child. And a year later on his B-Day, the father asked his child, "What gift do u want?" Child said, "Ping pong ball."
On his second birthday, the father asked, "What gift do u want?" Child said, "Ping pong ball."
On his 24th birthday, the father asked, "What gift do you want?" Son said "Ping pong ball."
Finally on his deathbed, all the people from whom he took ping pong balls, came to him and asked, "Why did you ask for ping pong balls all the time?" He said," I asked for a ping pong ball on every birthday because............"
A South Indian software engineer named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at American Consulate for a visa interview. He ended up waiting for 2 hours for his name to be called by the authorities.
He got super bored, pissed off & irritated seeing rest of candidates move past him every passing minute. So finally he walked up to a visa processing window & asked the authority why his name was never called. The authority told him that, they have been calling his name for the past 1 hour and a half, but he never responded back.
The reason was made clear later when the authority pronounced his name as,
"Anotherman Superman" instead of "Anantharaman Subbaraman". :-)
Joke Number 2:
A beautiful couple gave birth to a child. And a year later on his B-Day, the father asked his child, "What gift do u want?" Child said, "Ping pong ball."
On his second birthday, the father asked, "What gift do u want?" Child said, "Ping pong ball."
On his 24th birthday, the father asked, "What gift do you want?" Son said "Ping pong ball."
The son got married and at his honeymoon, his wife asked, "What do u want?" He said, "Ping pong ball."
On their 10th anniversary, his wife asked, "What gift do you want?" He said, "Ping pong ball."
On their 10th anniversary, his wife asked, "What gift do you want?" He said, "Ping pong ball."
When his kids become older, and on his 40th birthday, they asked, "Father, what gift do you want?" He said, "Ping pong ball."
Then, on his 79th birthday his kids asked again, "Father, what gift do you want?" He said, "Ping pong ball."
Finally on his deathbed, all the people from whom he took ping pong balls, came to him and asked, "Why did you ask for ping pong balls all the time?" He said," I asked for a ping pong ball on every birthday because............"
And he died… before he could tell the reason!
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Hahaha good one on the first one. And took me on with the second one. Wish I knew why asked for ping pong balls :)
ReplyDeleteI know, when I was reading the second one(say, couple of years back), all i wanted to do was scroll straight to the end, but there was no end :-)
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